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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 23:59
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
The big, bad bond market could derail Trump’s big, beautiful bill - vox.com
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
Obscure rock formation in Canada may contain the world's oldest minerals - Live Science
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What were some things that the ancient Greeks excelled at compared to the Romans?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Bats don't get cancer, now scientists think they know the reason - Earth.com
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why do people with straight hair think curly hair is so easy to take care of?
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
EchoStar Soars 49% As Trump Urges FCC To Settle Dispute - Investor's Business Daily
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
How often do prisoners try to escape from jail/prison, and how many of them succeed?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Yuen: When cancer struck a second time, she found ‘euphoria’ - Star Tribune
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.